Jolly old St Nicholas
But was he actually
I have known many Men
Grumpy bastards every one
But underneath their grumpy heads
A heart of gold does lie
Just do not mention all the kind
and selfless things they did.
Do not mention the lunch they brought
for the kid that had none of his own.
Do not mention the lawn they mowed.
Sneeking over when the owner was at work,
Or do not mention the fresh strawberries
Placed gentley by the door.
For everyone of these old men
Would hate their exterior ruinned.
Grumpy old man must be
A jolly job indeed.