Study

My brain is fried

My brain is done

I know all about cardiac assessments

I can palpate

And ausculate

And find my own blood pressure.

I can spell arthritis, rheumatiod

and Myocardial infarctions

I know all about paraphysiology

I can flex your knee and bandage it

I can find your femoral pulse

And know what a Liscfranc fracture is

Along with many more things medical.

There is just one problem with all of this

I am not the one who’s studying 🙂