Tag: humour

Hands off these little beauties

Hands off these little beauties I’m rather well endowed. They used to enjoy just hanging loose But age has not been kind. Hands off these little beauties They do not like being poked and prodded, The cold gel of ultrasound, Hands off these little… Continue Reading “Hands off these little beauties”

Probably should have

I started to exercise today – I truly did I tried to put on my runners – they ran away I tried for my sports bra – the stitching undid I tried for the pants – the stitching unraveled I now have a skirt.… Continue Reading “Probably should have”

Peace and quiet?

We are a family of kayakers Or yakers if you are in the know And one of our favourite activities Is to get into the yaks and go Fishing Now I am sure this sounds quite restful As it really really should be We… Continue Reading “Peace and quiet?”

An almost requiem

I love my failing laptops The keys are placed just right The space bar has a dint in it I guess I use it too much each night I love the keypad to the side The screen size is about perfect It’s just a… Continue Reading “An almost requiem”

Chocolates

Sugar is a deadly sin And something I’m quite fond of If only I could restrict myself All things in moderation Alas this Easter Was not kind Chocolate, lollies and more chocolate I watched the numbers on the scales Climb All gains I made… Continue Reading “Chocolates”